Nickelodeon's 25th Annual Kids' Choice Awards - Will Smith and Nicki Minaj Promo from Jessica Wilson on Vimeo.
Nickelodeon’s 25th Annual Kids’ Choice Awards premieres Saturday, March 31 at 8 p.m. (ET/tape delayed for West Coast).
[Will Smith in a dressing room in Hollywood, CA, USA]Nickelodeon UK will be premiering the 2012 Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards on Sunday 1st April 2012 at 5.30pm (repeated at 6.30pm on Nick Replay UK)
Will Smith (answering his mobile telephone/cellphone): Go for big Willie.
(Mysterious computerised voice on the telephone line): Will Smith. My sources tell me you're hosting the 2012 Kids' Choice Awards.
Will: Err.. who's this?
Mysterious voice: The person that's going to see that you fail!
Will: Wha-Whatever, creepynator voice. Hold on.
(Will Smith takes another call)
Will: Nicki Minaj!
Nicki Minaj: Don't worry about him. Have a seat. Oh, and hold on tight.
Will: Er, why do I need to hold on tightaarrrghhhhhhhh...
[Will Smith drops into the "Men In Black"/"Bruno The Kid"-style Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Headquarters]
[Nicki Minaj on a giant, "Men In Black" computer monitor embedded in a silver Nickelodeon blimp: Whats 'sup?]
(Kids' Choice Headquarters)
Will Smith: Hey, Nicki, am I like in one of you're music videos?
Nicki Minaj: No, Will. You're in Kids' Choice Headquarters!
[Child Secret Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards Agents yell in excitement at puff of green slime coloured smoke]
[Will Smith claps]
Nicki: If you're going to be the best host ever, you need the experts.
[Secret KCA Agents push crate marked "Celebrity Delivery"]
Will (to boy Kids' Choice agent on zip cord flying in the air behind him): He should be in school!
Nicki: It's called Kids' Choice for a reason, Will.
[KCA Agents suit up Will Smith]
Nicki: Trust us, these guys are the best in the business!
[The KCA Agents sit Will Smith down in a "Men In Black" type chair]
Will: Hey, so what are you little experts doing now?
Girl Kids' Choice Agent: Just testing out an element for YOUR big entrance, Will.
Will (in a scared tone): ohh...
Girl Kids' Choice Agent: Initiating Human Slingshot!
Will: Whoa, wait, I don't like that!
[Chair flings Will Smith out of Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Headquarters]
Nicki: Good luck, Will!
Male voice over actor: Don't miss the 2012 Kids' Choice Awards, hosted by Will Smith. Saturday March 31 at 8/7c.
Nick.com/KCA
You can view Nickelodeon USA's and Nickelodeon UK's versions of the "Nickelodeon 2012 Kids' Choice Awards Host Reveal" promos here on NickALive!'s Nickelodeon design blog Nickelodeon TV Media.